So this year I was really hyped about making gingerbread men and women. First off, I did not have all the proper ingredients. What the heck are molasses and where do I find them?! Thankfully, Food4Less had a jar of Grandma's Molasses. I don't know whose Grandma it is, but the molasses STANK. Anyways, at home I started fixing the recipe when I realized I did not have ground ginger. Suckerbaited--I don't have the crucial ingredient for GINGERbread cookies. I decided in order to save myself a strip to the supermarket, I would ground my own ginger. No good. I used it anyway, afraid of the awkward-textured result. I then realized I didn't have any man or woman shaped cookie cutters. My dad volunteered to find some and returned with... I don't know. Random shapes. The closest thing was a snowman shape so I opted for that. Highly disappointed, I went on trying to be as creative as I could to decorate the snowmen, which was the main reason why I wanted to make the cookies.

So, after a long backstory of unfortunate events, the result?

Meet my army of decorized gingerbread snowmen!



Where's Waldo Snowman


Christmas Fanatic Snowman


Dead Snowman


Optical Illusion Snowman


Threw Up On My Sweater Snowman


Just Came from Japan Snowman


Leprosy Snowman


Comb Over with Bloody Pearls Snowman


I Forgot to Draw Eyes Snowman


The Other Guy Threw Up on Me


Everytime I look at the photos it cracks me up how crazy I am. Hm. Oh, and this is what Christmas looks like at our house:









Courtesty of mother for the decors. Happy Holidays!